i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via date)

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That terrible moment when you have to stare at yourself in the mirror while getting a haircut….

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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I want a cigarette case so i can put candy cigarettes in it


i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via trust)

  • Update: your crush still doesn't like you back
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my blog will make you horny ;)